A Senior who is a regular golfer found this awesome pair of unique golf shoes in the club house.   He bought it and went home.    Still wearing the shoes he greets his wife who is busy in the kitchen.    He asks his wife "do you see any difference in me".   Wife says "Nothing that I can see".    He goes to the bathroom, takes off all his clothes except his shoes and goes back to the kitchen.    He asks again "do you see anything different"    His wife says, "Well it is hanging, it was hanging yesterday and it will be hanging tomorrow".    Annoyed, the guy says "No, it is down staring at my new golf shoes".   Wife quips "you know what, you should have bought a golf hat"