Review: Danni

General Details

I’d been wanting to visit Danni and try her milking table for some time; in fact, seeing Danni was supposed to be a present from my wife for my previous birthday. But Danni lives quite far from us, and it just never materialized. Then, on a random Wednesday, it occurred to me to check Danni’s Calendar on her website, and I saw that she would be visiting Irvine — in just two days! I was half-convinced that this would be way too late, that surely her schedule would already been filled, but my wife encouraged me to reach out. I did ... and found out Danni was available!

Communication started with email, then rolled over to text. The day arrived, and I headed into Irvine. Danni contacted me en route to say that she was going to be 15 minutes late, which was fine. Parking was a little iffy, but I found non-paid parking with some text-help from Danni.

The newly scheduled time arrived, and I headed upstairs ...

Danni had the lights low and the milking table ready; she stated that she had cleaned it, but offered to clean it again in front of me if a wished. I also found that she had brought her small dog with her, but he was quiet and sweet, and not at all a problem (even snored a bit during, which was cute). I asked to use the bathroom.

When I emerged, Danni was already completely undressed. I set the donation down on the cabinet and joined her. I then climbed onto the double-holed table, and the fun began ...

Non-VIPs: The milking table is a great, unique experience. I recommend trying it at least once, and I’ll be keeping an eye on Danni’s Calendar for return visits.